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Tod Township is one of the sixteen townships of Crawford County, Ohio, United States. As of the 2020 census the population was 627.
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S Ursae Minoris is a long period variable star in the constellation Ursa Minor, ranging from magnitude 7.5 to fainter than 13.2 over a period of 331 days.
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Market Mall is one of the largest malls by retail floor space in the Calgary, Alberta, Canada area at 907,207 square feet (84,282.3 m2). It is located in Varsity, a suburban neighbourhood in the city's northwest quadrant on Shaganappi Trail. The mall is jointly owned (50/50) by Cadillac Fairview and Ivanhoé Cambridge, two of Canada's largest real estate property managers and developers, but managed by the former.
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The Yellowdog Updater Modified (YUM) is a free and open-source command-line package-management utility for computers running the Linux operating system using the RPM Package Manager. Though YUM has a command-line interface, several other tools provide graphical user interfaces to YUM functionality.
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