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The xaphoon is a chromatic keyless single-reed woodwind instrument invented in 1972, and a registered trademark of its inventor, Brian Lee Wittman. It has a closed cylindrical bore and a very slightly flared bell. The xaphoon has a full chromatic range of two octaves, and overblows at the twelfth like the clarinet.
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KKCN is a radio station that serves the San Angelo, Texas, area with Texas/Red Dirt Country music. The station is owned by Townsquare Media. The station's studio is located on South Abe Street, south of downtown San Angelo, and the transmitter is northeast of Miles in southwestern Runnels County.
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England Made Me is the debut studio album by British singer and musician Cath Carroll, released by Factory in 1991. The album was reissued by LTM in 2002 with a rearranged track order and four bonus tracks.
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