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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}

{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}

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